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Wow, I'd love to lend you a hand, but, you know, you wouldn't want me doing anything stupid.
You see, that's why I didn't tell you. Cause you would have never been able to do it. Don't get me wrong, Stefan. I don't mind being a bad guy. I'll make all the life and death decisions, while you're busy worrying about collateral damage. I'll even let her hate me for it. But at the end of the day, I'll be the one to keep her alive.
Great, we’ll have to put that on our list of things to do today. “Harness dead witch power."
Don't mistake the fact that we haven't set you on fire in your sleep for trust.
There's no such thing as a bad idea. Only poorly executed awesome ones.
Yes, I've become you. How tragic for both of us. Gotta run. Have a murder to plan. Busy day.
I'm staying clear of all women at the moment...Trust me, it's in the best interest of women everywhere.
Yeah, but stupid so much more fun.Since Stefan got here earlier, I'll let him try it his way before I try it my way, which is a lot bloodier.
I'm lost... metaphorically, existentially.
You went on a murderous rampage. It happens.
If you're gonna be maudlin, I'm gonna kill you myself. Just to put me out of your misery.
You see, that's why I didn't tell you. Cause you would have never been able to do it. Don't get me wrong, Stefan. I don't mind being a bad guy. I'll make all the life and death decisions, while you're busy worrying about collateral damage. I'll even let her hate me for it. But at the end of the day, I'll be the one to keep her alive.
Great, we’ll have to put that on our list of things to do today. “Harness dead witch power."
Don't mistake the fact that we haven't set you on fire in your sleep for trust.
There's no such thing as a bad idea. Only poorly executed awesome ones.
Yes, I've become you. How tragic for both of us. Gotta run. Have a murder to plan. Busy day.
I'm staying clear of all women at the moment...Trust me, it's in the best interest of women everywhere.
Yeah, but stupid so much more fun.Since Stefan got here earlier, I'll let him try it his way before I try it my way, which is a lot bloodier.
I'm lost... metaphorically, existentially.
You went on a murderous rampage. It happens.
If you're gonna be maudlin, I'm gonna kill you myself. Just to put me out of your misery.
