More Damon Salvatore One-Liners

You seem awfully chipper lately. Less doom and gloom. More pep in your step.

We have a problem, Stefan. And when I say problem, I mean global crisis.

Have I entered an alternate universe where Stefan is fun?

Guess what? Everyone hates me. But you can't deny: we were bad ass!

If I had a good side, not a way to get on it.

Hot trumps weird.

I really like this whole menage a team thing. It has a bit of a kink to it.

Vampires can't procreate... though we love to try.

It's not like we all hang out together at the vamp bar and grill.